Kildare is actually the centre of the Universe!

Ireland and the Irish

Over the last few decades Ireland has secured World Domination by opening Irish Pubs wherever in the world there is an acess to beer and whiskey. Ireland (Eire) is a magical mystical land of saints, scholars, and, of course, pubs. Irish people are talkers- they'll waffle (talk) endlessly in pubs, often untill they have to be physically removed from the premises.

Irish people are also very well known for their sense of humour - obviously this has something to do with having to live so near to the English. It's said there are two types of people in the world - those who are Irish, and those who wish they were Irish!




Dave before he cut down on the Kebabs